Warning: this blog entry consists entirely of bragging and one-upmanship. If you don’t want to hear about London in December, cruising down the Danube River, or skiing the Austrian Alps then you need to wait until I update this blog again. Lagos is a city of 14 to 16 million people depending on which census figures you believe, but on the Friday of Christmas break the airport is very much like a small town. You pass cars and students from school wave at you. You can do parent conference as you stand in line to check in. You could do a civics lesson with your class as all of you wait to clear immigration and security. The school board could meet in the business class section of the flight to Amsterdam. We couldn’t resist this kind of fun so we joined the party.
We got the now traditional McDonald’s fix in Amsterdam and then we grabbed our bags and checked in for our flight to London. After the marathon, it takes to get out of Lagos and the middle of the night flight from Lagos to Amsterdam the 45-minute flight to London was a walk in the park. The kids are getting to be pretty savvy travelers and when we got to Gatwick they grabbed their suitcases and pretty soon all four of us were on the train headed into London.
At this point in time, all of us had been up for 24 hours, and we were on the verge of being grumpy so we grabbed a cab to our hotel. The fun part of the whole holiday season was about to start because we had talked our family into meeting us in Europe for the holidays. Gina’s parents had arrived in London earlier that morning and later in the week we would meet up with my parents and sister and brother-in-law in Germany.
Warning: travel advice regarding London Hotels. Earlier in the fall, I had spent several hours surfing the Internet for the perfect London hotel. I knew the area of the city we wanted to be in and I new the price we were willing to pay. I thought I found the perfect place, not far from the British museum and it had a room for six people. Talk about cutting our costs. Gina’s parents were already checked into the hotel when we arrived, and as you can guess with their bags in the room and our bags in the room, we had a room full of beds and bags and no room for us. The next problem was a little more complicated. Six people and one bathroom. A bathroom half the size of a standard airplane bathroom. You could sit on the toilet, shower, and brush your teeth at the same time if you wanted. Not going to work. The last problem was environmental. Lagos in December is steamy hot and tropical. London in December is freezing. Teeth chattering, hat and glove wearing, wish I had a heavier jacket freezing. The room had a small portable space heater and not much more. I had booked the room for six nights, but it took 6 minutes to know that it wasn’t going to work. We talked to them at the desk and the next day the moved us into two rooms. Still no heat, still the world’s smallest bathroom, but there was some room.
The next morning we became aware of the next problem with the hotel: over efficient breakfast room staff. Breakfast was over at 9 am and the meant 9 am. At 8:59 your plate was removed, your yogurt was taken away as the spoon went to your mouth. and every known chemical cleaner filled the air. That day we picked up a London guidebook and the first section we turned to was “mid-priced hotels.” So, what is the travel advice? Everything looks good on a web page.
In Front of the London Eye
Waiting for the Tube We spent the week dragging Gina’s parents on walking tours, shopping trips, up and down tube stops, and through museums. We all went and saw “The Lion King”, Gina and I saw “Wicked”, we ice skated in the moat underneath the Tower of London, took a flight on the London Eye, and stopped at every Starbucks we passed. A great way to start our Christmas vacation.
Jacob Tries to Enter the Ministry of Magic After a week of London, which is like 51 weeks to short, we hit the road again. Although, Gina did try her best to extend her stay in London. It seems that security screeners in London really take the no liquids on the plane rule very seriously. The kids and I zipped through but Gina got to empty every scrap of paper from her pockets, purse, and carry-on bag. Once Gina got to the gate we headed off to Munich to start the next part of our trip. Gina’s parents left London from Heathrow at the same time and we would meet up with them again in Munich. My parents, and Colleen and Craig were already in Munich and we would meet up with them at the hotel. We would have one night in Munich and the next day we head to Passau, Germany to start a 9-day cruise down the Danube River. One night in Munich, just enough time to have dinner at the Augusteiner Brew House. That’s right we were in the land of big beers and we would be drinking big beers, and I meant to make the word plural.
Warning: This section of the blog contains horrific suitcase stories. We had been in Lagos since August and we needed to be re-supplied. Last year we spent part of our vacation cruising Target for those supplies. This year we spent days cruising the Internet and have packages sent to family members. We also sent Costco list to family members begging them to pack a little extra. In addition, we asked Gina’s parents to pack along all of our winter jackets. The end result was that when the whole clan gathered in the lobby the next morning to head to the train station we had 10 people and 16 suitcases. We were three blocks and two sets of stairs away from our train to Passau. We lined up tallest to shortest, both the luggage and the family, and we stacked what we could stack and we headed to the airport, giving ourselves plenty of time to make the train. It was quite a military like operation that worked perfectly, and for at least four of us (Gina, Colleen, Craig, and myself) it was a little bit of an aerobic workout.
The train ride lasted an hour and with the 10 of us and all of our suitcases, it was pretty much a private train car. It was a beautiful trip through rolling hills, and small towns dusted with snow. It was really beginning to feel like Christmas. It took three cabs, and two cell phone calls to get the whole family to the boat, but we made it in time for dinner.
With Santa The cruise was an incredible way to spend Christmas. The food was great, the rooms were warm and comfortable, and the staff was truly friendly and accommodating. We had a tour in the morning, and were back on the boat for lunch, free time in the afternoon, happy hour, then dinner, and activities after dinner. We spent time at the Christmas markets in Passau, Salzburg, Vienna, and Budapest, where we drank hot-spiced wine, at sugar glazed cashews, and bought nutcrackers. In Salzburg, we had a lunchtime choir concert; in Vienna, it was evening of waltzes. Christmas Eve we had visit from a Santa with a Dutch accent and Christmas Day featured an organ concert inside of one of the oldest Benedictine Abbey’s in Austria. The Danube River offered some beautiful scenery and for 8 nights, we could keep all of our suitcases under the bed.
Christmas Market The highlight of the trip was the time spent in Slovakia and Hungary. Bratislava is an amazing city. It is big and small, old and new, free market and still hurting from communism. As our guide would say as we looked at another large, gray, concrete building, “On your left another wonderful reminder of the colorful days of communist suffering, excuse me, I meant to say the communist era.” Emily and Jacob loved the city because they got another McDonald’s meal. Gina did a little shopping and we spent a lot of time wandering through the pedestrian area of the city.
McDonalds meets Communism One of the nicest things about sight seeing from a cruise boat is that you see one place and while you are eating dinner and sleeping, you arrive somewhere new. After we left Bratislava, we cruised down the river to Budapest. Once again another amazing city with huge monuments left over from the Hapsburg Empire. The Danube River divides the city into half, one side is hilly, and the other side is fairly flat. All of Budapest’s big buildings sit on top of these hills. From Stephens Cathedral you can look down over the whole city. It is very dramatic.
Budapest ended phase two of our holidays; phase three involved getting 10 people sixteen pieces of luggage, carry-on bags, cameras, and Christmas market purchases on the train in Budapest and off the train in Bad Gastein, Austria. Does that sound familiar? Yeah, been there done that; so let’s add a little twist. We have to change trains in Salzburg. Simple, we have been into Salzburg and the station is fairly small. Ok, more of challenge; we have to do it in ten minutes. Yeah….That is more of a travel challenge.
The planning began 15 minutes from the Salzburg station and it went like this: Gina first off with the camera and a carry on. Her mission: find the platform where the next train left from and a luggage cart if possible. My dad and Fred with a carryon and the kids to establish a luggage collection point, Joyce and my mom would follow them. My mom would look for Gina and the luggage cart if we needed to move and Joyce would make sure Fred manned his position. Craig manned the door, Colleen grabbed the luggage in the compartment, and I knocked over people getting on the train as we moved luggage off of the train. The whole time I would be chanting, “We need to learn to travel lighter.” The plan worked like a charm especially since the next train left from the other side of the platform we were on and it was ten minutes late and Fred never left his luggage receiving post.
Bad Gastein is a spa town in the Austrian Alps about 40 minutes outside of Salzburg. We spent the New Year’s holidays swimming in the heated spa, skiing, and watching the locals send bottle rockets and other explosive devices into the crowd. All in all a restful, beautiful place to spend time with family. It was really an amazing to travel through all of these wonderful places and at the same time get to share the experiences with our family. Just another reason while we will never regret agreeing to teach in Lagos.